03.14.26 ‘Let’s Break The Internet’ (Poem/Song)

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I wrote this song while pondering why my YouTube channel of 6 years hasn’t grown as much as I would have liked. Let’s kill those algorithms that tell us what to say, or to think, and let’s think for ourselves. Let’s break the internet. -BB

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“Let’s Break The Internet”

by Brian Bolding

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So many wild things to see

But it never seems to happen to me

Let’s break the internet

It’s all I’ll ever get

1.7k videos have past

Now I wonder how long I can last

Let’s break the internet

Might be the only views I ever get

Won’t you see?

Don’t you agree?

Don’t you want to be free?

(Oh wait, you can’t, YouTube doesn’t like me)

So many Atari games to play

But life just gets in the way

Let’s break the internet

Our hypocritical new tv set

So many things Ive yet to say

But you won’t hear it anyway

Lets break the internet

Algorithms are my pet

6 years past and now I see

I’ll be alone until im 93

Let’s break the internet

Why not? I give what I get

So many insightful things to say

But you won’t click that link anyway

Lets break the internet

As I get further into debt

So many skits I’ve planned but now

You won’t ever see them anyhow

Lets break the internet

Lets break the internet

Sometimes I edit one thing all day

I might get 5 folks who stop by and say hey

Lets break the internet

Its a lonely existence I bet

I know all of this sounds lame

I’ve got 1.7k videos to my name

and no one else to blame.

3.14.26 528 pm bb.